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Name: Carl Ashdown
Nickname: The Bear
Number: 25
Games: ?? Table tennis, basketball, footy - 50
Goals: In my life .... ? 3?
Status: Taken but willing to be pursued!!
Favourite Pirate: Biggest Mang
Favourite Pirate Memory: Ripping a dudes jocks in the fight against Aquinas
Sporting Inspiration: Derek Kickett
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Muhummah Ali, Nelson Mandella & Jennifer Hawkins

Name: Leith Baker
Nickname: Baker! Damien!
Number: 55
Games: 6!
Goals: 3
Status: Taken!
Favourite Pirate: Everyone!
Favourite Pirate Memory: My 1st Year Player's Night
Sporting Inspiration: To enjoy!
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd & John Howard

Name: Cade Bannister
Nickname: Banno
Number: 18
Games: ~40
Goals: 2 Brilliant gimmies
Status: Champion
Favourite Pirate: Garth "Casper" O'Connor
Favourite Pirate Memory: Grand Final Day 2006
Sporting Inspiration: Michael Jordan
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Adam Gilchrist, Barak Obama & Richard Branson

Name: Stefan Barbour
Nickname: Barbs / Stevie
Number: 4
Games: 54
Goals: Too many
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: There all good pirates
Favourite Pirate Memory: Winning Parso's 300th
Sporting Inspiration: Joel Selwood oh and Clarky
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Miranda Kerr, Jennifer Hawkins & Britany Spears

 

Name: Tom Barbour
Nickname: BARBS
Number: 20
Games: 30
Goals: 2
Status: Single & on the prowl
Favourite Pirate: TCog
Favourite Pirate Memory: 4 wins in a row - 2010
Sporting Inspiration: Adam McPhee
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Miranda Kerr, Jennifer Hawkins & Ashton Kutcher

 

Name: Nathan Baron
Nickname: Baz
Number: 53
Games: 2nd season so about 10 games
Goals: 5 maybe 6
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Stu Grigg or maybe Al Wood
Favourite Pirate Memory: Making debut
Sporting Inspiration: Adam Ramanaskas
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Shane Warne, Miranda Kerr & Nathan Hauritz

 

Name: Calum Bennett
Nickname: Cal
Number: 36
Games: 35
Goals: 9
Status: Unsure
Favourite Pirate: Coach - Craig Ashdown
Favourite Pirate Memory: The U19s win against the undefeated Ajax in 2009
Sporting Inspiration: Cal
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Hayley Williams, Tina Fey & Dave Grohl

 

Name: Arran Bouten
Nickname: Azz / Big Belly Booton / The Cult Figure
Number: 27
Games: 27
Goals: 76
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Calum "He doesn't look like he can do much" Bennett
Favourite Pirate Memory: Beating the top side (Ajax) last year at the Riley with our 6 best players out
Sporting Inspiration: Nathan Buckley and the guy who commentates on the NBA highlight videos
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Kristen Bell, Tony Martin & Brandon Flowers

Name: Timothy James Carruthers
Nickname: Coons / Ginge-Sauce-Rust-Chutney-CabSauv-Stop sign......
Number: 32 (the Shaq of football)
Games: Approx 30
Goals: Approx 10
Status: Red
Favourite Pirate: Doc Johnson
Favourite Pirate Memory: Having the whole team back to my house after a mad Sunday / vote count! Then having a real pirate (of questionable profession) back, a broken deck chair (Whitey still owes me $50) & fence. Hairspray on the leater couch, nude spa bathers and Butts discovering the wonders of an atlas - it was worth being exciled from my family!
Sporting Inspiration: MJ
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Tommy, Eddie, Jim, Luke & Andy Cog - that equals 3 doesn't it?? Or The Honourable Julia Gillard PM, Ginger Spice & Yosemite Sam (redheads have to stick together!)

Name: Vaughan Clarke
Nickname: Clarky / Frophies
Number: 6
Games: 54
Goals: 62
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Reed Powney
Favourite Pirate Memory: Parso's 300th & Payzey's story time post games
Sporting Inspiration:
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Doc Johnson, Jenna Jamison & the Hedge Hog

 

Name: Eddie Coghlan
Nickname: Cog / the best Cog / Erg
Number: 7
Games: 36+
Goals: 10
Status: Curious
Favourite Pirate: Will Cog
Favourite Pirate Memory: Winning against Ajax in 2009
Sporting Inspiration: Shane Crawford
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Your mum, your sister & your Nanna!

Name: Tom Coghlan
Nickname: Midgey / TCog
Number: 9
Games: 121
Goals: 499 give or take a few
Status: In a drought / suspended
Favourite Pirate: Reedos
Favourite Pirate Memory: Parso's 300th
Sporting Inspiration: The dude from Kenya who couldn't swim
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Harry's sister, Warrick Capper & Dogga

 

Name: Will Coghlan
Nickname: Dubya
Number: 14
Games: Don't know (but I can bench 200 pounds)
Goals: Don't know (but they were all awazing)
Status: Kullin it
Favourite Pirate: Sheets
Favourite Pirate Memory: Watching the Pirates play when I was younger
Sporting Inspiration: Shane Crawford
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: My Boysh

 

Name: Ben Coldrey
Nickname: Cottess Snr
Number: 45
Games: A few
Goals: Heaps
Status: Legend!
Favourite Pirate: Where's Wally?
Favourite Pirate Memory: U19s
Sporting Inspiration: Kenny Powers
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Shane Warne, Tony Lockett & Robert Harvey

 

Name: Paul Coldrey
Nickname: Junior
Number: 59
Games: 47
Goals: Be good to your mother
Status: Available
Favourite Pirate: Stu Grigg
Favourite Pirate Memory: First Year Player's Night
Sporting Inspiration: Jimmy Bartel
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Nick Fisher, Jimmy Bartel & Jennifer Hawkins

Name: Morgan Cole
Nickname: Morgs
Number: 54
Games: 46
Goals: 15
Status: Definately seeking
Favourite Pirate: Ben Coldrey
Favourite Pirate Memory: Beating Ajax in U19s
Sporting Inspiration: Steve Nash
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Bob Barker, Oprah & David Schwimmer

 

Name: Andrew "will you be my bodyguard?" De Lange
Nickname: Strings
Number (of H'strings): 2
Games: Not many this year!
Goals: too many to count
Status: Desperately seeking
Favourite Pirate: Harry
Favourite Pirate Memory: Seeing Harry's sister at Apex Park, I kicked a goal and blew her a kiss
Sporting Inspiration: Harry
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Harry & his sister, Mark Kenny & Bruce Bolden

Name: Nick Fisher
Nickname: Fish / JuiceMan / Fishie
Number: 22
Games: 30
Goals: 7 (not including the ones I snagged at training)
Status: Taken
Favourite Pirate: Alex "Klimmy" Wood
Favourite Pirate Memory: Parso's 300th / match against Bulleen-Temp
Sporting Inspiration: The Hirdy hug
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Miranda Kerr, Jimmy Hird & Mum (because someone will have to cook)

 

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