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Name: Andrew Garbutt
Nickname: Vicious Dog or Garbs
Number: Unknown
Games: 10
Goals: 100
Status: Top Bloke
Favourite Pirate: Jack Sparrow
Favourite Pirate Memory: Comeback after Sth Melb game
Sporting Inspiration: Michael Jordan & James Hird
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods & James Hird

Name: Mark Glenn
Nickname: Moo
Games: Not many
Goals: About the same as games
Status: Coach
Favourite Pirate: All that have a go & play with the pirate spirit
Favourite Pirate Memory: My 1st Years Player's Night
Sporting Inspiration: Greg Williams
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Elle McPherson, Nelson Mandella & Greg Williams

 

Name: Sam Glenn
Nickname: Sammy
Number: 25
Games: 5
Goals: 1
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: All Pirates 
Favourite Pirate Memory: 4 wins in a row - 2010
Sporting Inspiration: Sachin Tendulkar
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Billy Brownless, Sachin Tendulkar & Jennifer Hawkins

Name: Lloyd Gordon
Nickname: Lloydy
Number: 64
Games: 3 & hopefully more!
Goals: None yet
Status: Ask Mark Kenny?
Favourite Pirate: Reed Powney
Favourite Pirate Memory: Running out for my first game
Sporting Inspiration: Cam Prosser
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Dave Grohl, Shane Crawford and
Arnold Schwarzneger

 

Name: Adam Granger
Nickname: G-Train
Number: 46
Games: 30'ish
Goals: 25'ish
Status: Taken but open to suggestions!
Favourite Pirate: Scotty 'the whale rider' Nichols
Favourite Pirate Memory: When Scotty got spotted spitting on an opposition player in the U19s
Sporting Inspiration: Jack Watts
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Jack Watts, Mirander Kerr & Adriana Lima

Name: Stuart Grigg
Nickname: Wally / Stu / Clamp
Number: 19
Games: 57
Goals: A couple
Status: Not quite sure?
Favourite Pirate: Not TCog
Favourite Pirate Memory: Under 19s Sporting Inspiration: Toma Hawk
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Lisa, Anna and not Woody

 

Name: Tom Grigg
Nickname: Cyril / Plugger / Strings / Good Grigg
Number: 44
Games: 40ish
Goals: Not Many! Lots of behinds though, kicked about 3 goals 20 last year.
Status: Alive?
Favourite Pirate: Morgs "Not certain from a metre out" Coles, Wade "The Wrecking Ball" Sansom & Stu "The Spectator" Grigg
Favourite Pirate Memory: Under 19s beating Ajax after losing to them earlier in the season by 150 points
Sporting Inspiration: The Hawks, notably Shane Crawford growing up, now more Luke Hodge
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Shane Crawford (childhood hero), Jim Carey (Humour) & Anthony Kiedis (favourite band)

 

Name: Patrick Hellyer
Nickname: Hell yeah
Number: 22
Games: 1
Goals: Can't remember but it's in the double digits
Status: Taken
Favourite Pirate: Captain Sparrow
Favourite Pirate Memory: John - reversing into my car door
Sporting Inspiration: Nick "vain" Fisher
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Matt Peirce's mom, Peter Hellier & Miranda Kerr

 

Name: Nathan Hooper
Nickname: Hoops
Number: 29
Games: 25+
Goals: 20+
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Craig Ashdown
Favourite Pirate Memory: Ben Patching judo chop & beating Ajax in 2009
Sporting Inspiration: Mum
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Not Garth O'Connor Price

 

Name: Kenneth Hunt
Nickname: huntsmen / khunt / brother of mike
Number: 40
Games: Not sure
Goals: ??
Status: Single & seeking
Favourite Pirate: Scott Nichols
Favourite Pirate Memory: Playing finals in 2009
Sporting Inspiration: Saints making the 2009 grand final
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Jennifer Hawkins, Nick Riewoldt & Kim Kardashian

Name: Mark Kenny
Nickname: Kenny Hunt
Number: 26
Games: Missed a lot
Goals: Missed a lot of these too!
Status: Active / Normal
Favourite Pirate: Judy Rees
Favourite Pirate Memory: Winning a top of the table clash against Bentleigh in U19s in the worst conditions possible
Sporting Inspiration: Chris Grant / Steve Waugh
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Nikki Whelan, Carmelo Anthony & Russell Brand

 

Name: Karl Krake
Nickname: hore / Jackal
Number: 28
Games: 95'ish
Goals: Majority from around 40 on the run! ... Seriously no idea.
Status: Aging veteran with his best years behind him
Favourite Pirate: Eivion Bowen because I like the sound of breaking bones
Favourite Pirate Memory: 2009 Preliminary Final win against Therry Penola
Sporting Inspiration: The pursuit of success and mateship
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Masterchef judges: Matt Preston, Gary Mehigan & George Calombaris

 

Name: Ash Law
Nickname: Jaw / lawry
Number: 21
Games: 106
Goals: Too many holes
Status: Relationship, to lead Garth to the women
Favourite Pirate: Jarrod 'Shagga' Smith
Favourite Pirate Memory: Adelaide Footy Trip
Sporting Inspiration: Not Cathy Freeman
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Garth, Timmy Madder & TCog (to see who would pick up first, if ever)

 

Name: Nathan Luderig
Nickname: Naffen / Peg
Number: 16
Games: 10+
Goals: Not available
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Blackbeard
Favourite Pirate Memory: Wins
Sporting Inspiration: Jumping Jack
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: unsure

Name: Alex Mangl
Nickname: The Biggest / Big Mang
Number: 52
Games: 30'ish
Goals: 7'ish
Status: Semi-Single
Favourite Pirate: Tony Barbour or Scotty Nicholls (Mr Chill)
Favourite Pirate Memory: Dirty dancing with Mrs Rees at the Pirate Ball of 2008
Sporting Inspiration: John Stock
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Jennifer Hawkins, Sandra Sully

 

Name: Rhys McDonagh
Nickname: The Chest
Number: 56
Games: 10
Goals: 1
Status: In a relationship
Favourite Pirate: Craig Ashdown
Favourite Pirate Memory: Beating Old Xavs
Sporting Inspiration: Nick Maxwell
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Arnold Schwarzneger, Batista & Kobe Byrant

 

Name: Sam Messinis
Nickname: "The Situation"
Number: 2
Games: 15
Goals: 1
Status: Jersey Share
Favourite Pirate: Dan Leversha
Favourite Pirate Memory: Beating Old Xavs by 2 points
Sporting Inspiration: Tim Cahill
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Shane Warne, Sam Newman & James Hird
 

Name: Theo Messinis
Nickname: Theo / Asin / Tee / Em
Number: Who is asking?
Status: Married
Favourite Pirate: Steve Parsons
Favourite Pirate Memory: Making the 2005 grand final
Sporting Inspiration: 1984 Essendon GF win
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Bob Ansett, John Howard, Clive Palmer & Libba (if I can have 4!)

Name: Scott Middleton
Nickname: Scotty
Number: 49
Games: 1
Goals:
Status: Sexy
Favourite Pirate: Capt Jack Sparrow
Favourite Pirate Memory: Being alive
Sporting Inspiration: Joel Selwood
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Vinny Chase, Jessica Rabbit & Quentin Tarantino

 

Name: Chris Miller
Nickname: Chriso
Number: 10
Games: 14
Goals: 1
Status: Single.....
Favourite Pirate: Cal Bennett
Favourite Pirate Memory: Winning against Old Xavs
Sporting Inspiration: Cal Bennett
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Slash, Dave Mustaine, Richo & Cal Bennett

Name: Ben Mitchell
Nickname: Jigglers
Number: 11
Games: No idea
Goals: Too many to count. Seriously, less than 30!
Status: Taken
Favourite Pirate: Dogga Crean, Stepar or Pat the Canadian froma few years back
Favourite Pirate Memory: 2003 Reserves Premiership, witnessing the Bentleigh comeback a few years back and more recently Stepars 300th. Also all 1st year players nights.
Sporting Inspiration: Rupert Betheras, Alan Toovey and anyone who pulls on the blue & tan!
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Cade Bannister, Muhammad Ali & Ross Noble

 

Name: Tristan Morphett
Nickname: Trist or Morph
Number: 30
Games: 3
Goals: 2
Status: In a relationship
Favourite Pirate: Craig Ashdown
Favourite Pirate Memory: Watching the U19s beat Old Xavs by 2 points
Sporting Inspiration: Jack Reiwoldt
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Sammy Newman, Bear Grills & Shane Crawford

 

Name: Sam Murray
Nickname: Muzz
Number: 7
Games: 150
Goals: 172
Status: Married
Favourite Pirate: Sambo
Favourite Pirate Memory: Winning finals, all vote counts & Mad Mondays
Sporting Inspiration: Win a flag with the Pirates
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Michael Jordan, Elle McPherson & Robbie Williams

 

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