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Name: Garth O'Connor Price
Nickname: GOP / the other O'Connor-Price / angry
Number: 5
Games: 85
Goals: 30
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Reed Powney
Favourite Pirate Memory: My First Year Player's Night
Sporting Inspiration: Chris Grant
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Shane Warne, Jerry Seinfeld & Kele Okereke

Name: Dylan O'Malley
Nickname: Dyl-do / Dyl-don't
Number: 101
Games: 5
Goals: 3 rippers!
Status: Singley
Favourite Pirate: Marc Barron
Favourite Pirate Memory: Payzey's goal in Parsos 300th
Sporting Inspiration: Shane Warne
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Warnie, Jessica Alba & Eddie Murphy

 

Name: Steve Parsons
Nickname: Stepar / Iron
Number: 1
Games: 306
Goals: "??
Status: Married
Favourite Pirate: Al Angus
Favourite Pirate Memory: 300th game / 16 vote counts (bigger than Xmas)
Sporting Inspiration: Steve Bradbury (keep your feet boys)
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Al Gross, Doc Tripp & Creany (without partners)

 

Name: Matt Peirce
Nickname: Peircey
Number: 41
Games: Not many
Goals: To many to count
Status: Single (will supply number if asked)
Favourite Pirate: Tom & Judy Rees
Favourite Pirate Memory: Kicking the winner in the dying seconds on my birthday
Sporting Inspiration: Nick Reiwoldt
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Miranda Kerr, Nick Reiwoldt & Tiger Woods

 

 

Name: Demijon Pinxt
Nickname: Chapel / x-factor
Number: 57
Games: 5 senior
Goals: 1
Status: Single
Favourite Pirate: Jazz
Favourite Pirate Memory: Nath Coy kicking 7 / U19s brawl on the Reily
Sporting Inspiration: James Hord
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: James Hird, Jen Hawkins & Miranda Kerr

 

Name: Reed Powney
Nickname: General
Number: 23
Games: 200 and a few
Goals: Last estimated at 500 but closer to 150
Status: Aging veteran
Favourite Pirate: PCog & all that have assisted off field at the club
Favourite Pirate Memory: All winning finals, Best come back game vs Bentleigh & 200th win against Mentone
Sporting Inspiration: Tiger Woods / Jim Stynes / Pirate flag
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Barak Obama, Jennifer Hawkins & Danny Bhoy

 

Name: Tom Rees
Nickname: Juddy / Ginge
Number: 3
Games: 100
Goals: 70
Status: Taken / Off market Mon-Fri
Favourite Pirate: The "V" Man (Never met him thou) but some awesome stories
Favourite Pirate Memory: Silly's house after the 06 GF & Timmy "Blood brother" Carruthers house after vote count 07
Sporting Inspiration: Makybe Diva, Vintage Crop & Tim Tebow
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Chris Judd

 

Name: Wade Sansom
Nickname: Wade-o / Wade-oss
Number: 0400 589 6**
Games: 35
Goals: 17
Status: It's complicated!
Favourite Pirate: Stu Grigg
Favourite Pirate Memory: 1st Year Players Night
Sporting Inspiration: Luke Hodge
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: No-one

 

 

Name: John Shaw
Nickname: J-skillz
Number: 19
Games: 11
Goals: donuts
Status: Awesome
Favourite Pirate: Craig Ashdown
Favourite Pirate Memory: Beating Old Xavs by 2 points
Sporting Inspiration: Luke Hodge
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Bear Grills, Judge Judy & "Dog" the Bounty Hunter

 

 

Name: Ben Southam
Nickname: Southpole / Benny / Hamsouth
Number: 10
Games: 63'ish
Goals: ??? Too many to count!
Status: Curious
Favourite Pirate: Angles
Favourite Pirate Memory: Captaining the U19s
Sporting Inspiration: Robert Harvey
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Michael Jordan, Miranda Kerr & Usain Bolt

 

Name: Rob Stainforth
Nickname: Sheets
Number: 8
Games: 100 & something
Goals: Have you seen my kick??
Status: G/F
Favourite Pirate: Dogga & Step
Favourite Pirate Memory: RIP
Sporting Inspiration: Will Cog
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Can't Cook

 

Name: Andrew Starkins
Nickname: Dolf
Number: 33
Games: 50+
Goals: A couple
Status: Alive
Favourite Pirate: All of them
Favourite Pirate Memory: Starting GF 2005
Sporting Inspiration: Carl Lewis
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Jimmy Hendrix, Bob Marley & Kurt Cobain

 

Name: John Stock
Nickname: Stocky
Number: 58
Games: 15
Goals: 3
Status: Taken
Favourite Pirate: Peircey
Favourite Pirate Memory: Kicking my 1st goal in my first game in the seniors
Sporting Inspiration: Sean Rosenthal (Beach Volleyball)
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Jennifer Hawkins, Hamish & Andy

 

Name: TAZ
Nickname: Hew Nester / Taz
Number: 66
Games: 40 odd
Goals: I'm a ruckman!
Status: Confused
Favourite Pirate: Sheets
Favourite Pirate Memory: U19s shindig at Jamie Rhodes house
Sporting Inspiration: Tiger Woods (not for his golf!)
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Nietschze, Proust & Kant

 

 

Name: Ryan White
Nickname: RJ
Number: 31
Games: 90 Something
Goals: F#uk All
Status: Lesbian
Favourite Pirate: Not Delange
Favourite Pirate Memory: Adelaide Football Trip with Doc Johnson
Sporting Inspiration: Tony Lockett
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Does drive thru Hungry Jacks count as a dinner party?

 

 

Name: Harry Whitty
Nickname: H
Number: 38
Games: 11
Goals: 13
Status: Single (number supplied)
Favourite Pirate: Muzz
Favourite Pirate Memory: Steve P's 300th win
Sporting Inspiration: Win a flag and play premier football
The 3 people you would invite to a dinner party: Michael Jordan, Chris Judd & Miranda Kerr