Woody's Wagon Round 1
Well it is with much enthusiasm that I take on the role of Jolly Roger Editor this year and I know you’re all excited to have a true wordsmith at the helm of your beloved weekly rag.
Each week I’ll be writing up Pirate related news in Woody’s Wagon as well as bringing you player interviews, Pirate pics and anything I feel like talking about because… well… I’m the boss.
This week, I’m giving you my predictions on a small sample of the (un)likely awards that will be handed down at the end of the season.
Pirate (un)likely Awards Predictions 2010
Angriest player with fewest possessions
Garth ‘Twilight’ O’Connor Price
Most likely to join a boy band
Stuart ‘good looks, can’t sing’ Grigg / Tom ‘the sun and I don’t mix’ Rees
Most likely to deny old age
Reed ‘40 is the new 20’ Powney
Most overseas trips
Steve ‘Thai glow’ Parsons
(Self proclaimed) best looking Pirate
Will ‘power bar’ Coghlan
Most annoying Pirate
Shaun ‘is he still here?’ Payze
Biggest comeback
Cade ‘what did he just say?’ Banister
In the interest of having a truly democratic publication with input from everyone, I’m keen on hearing of any ideas/stories you want reported in the JR.
So… if you have any comments, images, news, awards or general shenanigans, please email me during the week at alex.wood@jetstar.com and I’ll do my best to put them in the JR.
Good luck this week boys. I’ll be cheering on the sidelines with a severe case of ‘hurty-finger’
Decks.
PS. As soon as Reedy get’s his act together as PCG secretary, we’ll announce the City Function.